April 2012
44 posts
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Apr 25th
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i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass: sassymcnasty: ripkamsud: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black very powerful post this was the post that brought me to black tumblr wow thank you kam wow
Apr 25th
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msgendry: do you ever just grab your boobs because boobs
Apr 25th
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Apr 18th
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me: hey i just met you
me: and this is crazy
me: but here's my number
me: so call me I̢̹̝̹ͭF̫͎͔͔̙͆̽ͣͪ͑͆͟ ̨̨͓̳̞̳̗̱̭̅ͤ͋̑̌͒̉͌͢Y̨̞̺͔ͪ̇͒̈͜O͙͚̦̽ͧͥ̑̚͡U̥̤͐̐̅ͣ́ ̶̢̟̤͇̯̤̳ͫͯ̈́̈́W͎̤̩̲̩͍͎̽͆͌ͬ̋̔I̜ͬ̆S̘̪̺͕̠̹̜̿̏ͭͫ͑H̴͎̤̲̼͚̰ͦ̄̐̃͐̒͡ ̧̌̎̆͛ͧͨ͑̚҉̴̫T̲͚̬̬͈͈͋ͣͮ̽̆̊Ơ̵̮͚̤̏̂̀̂͐̏͌ͩ̆ͅ ̴̮͚͇̥̎͆ͫ͘ͅL̥̱̳͕͔͊͗̅͋͘͡ͅǪ̖̟̗͓̙̳̺̿ͤ̈́ͭ́͟͟S̫̉́̂̈́̊̽ͨ͘͠E̢̩͉̺̍͋͋̒̅͆̚ ̣̳̍ͥ̂̀̇͌̈́ͯY̳̤̻̻͇ͭͥͦ̃ͧ͒̎O̶̪̞̍̎̉̓ͨ͂͊͘͜Ȗ̸̫͂̔ͦ͌͞Ȑ̰͕͚̺͓̩̠͉ͦ̒ͣ̒ ͙͈̟̏̈́͊͐̃̎̓̇ͥ́S̸̘͕̦͙̝̻̔͆ͮ͒̚͠Ȏ̷̤̙̰̫̦̄̕͢Ũ̉͐̒̈͏̡̖̦̠͍͍̳̬L̨̃̎͆̐͝҉̫̙̖̬͙̱̮̩,̡̣̮̜̦͓͓̹̩ͫ̌̇͑͊̑̄̚͟͠ ̸̨̱͔̪ͮ͆̐̏͂̐̒́̉̀F̓̓҉̲̩̘̗̘͈̜̰̜O͚̞̹̘͚̱͖̓ͧ͘O̵̺̪͚͇͗́ͧ͞L̖̠̮̼͙͕͍̭͙̒ͫ̌̎ͨͤ̾̚Ì̷̼͚̹̟̘̒͐ͩͦ͜S̶̢̼̤̬̳͈̭͆ͨͅH̛̲̬̳̝͓̩̱ͭ̈̍ͣ̃̚ ̢̺ͬ͒ͧM̧̧͕̭͓͍̳̙͉̿́́͛ͣͤ̕Ọ̸̱̤̬̟̯̇̄̈́̿͐̌͒R̸̴̬̂ͥͩ̂̏ͥ̏̂T̴̘̺̲͉̩̐̌̎̌̿͘̕A̔҉̶̠͈̜͉L̺̭͎̼̝͓͔̹̅̅ͪͤ̒̂̓̚̕͡
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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bloodgods: stupidgaydumb: rape is ok as long as the rapist is hot it’s not often a url perfectly describes a post
Apr 17th
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mormonhub: “I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!!!!!!!”
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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foxmaslow: 420 more followers until i have 420 followers
Apr 16th
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dinnerformuks: when you are the only person who liked a post
Apr 16th
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unfreshing: if you like math it’s probably because you’re ugly
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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the progression of how I type on the Internet
2007: wow this is cool ok ily this is great omg
2008: WOW OH MY GOD YOUR SUCH A NOOB HAHA WOW
2010: People who can't use proper punctuation shouldn't be allowed near the Internet. If you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", go die.
2012: wow this is cool ok ily this is grEAT omg
Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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divination: my sim boyfriend woohooed w/ me then moved into another bed immediately after then DIED now he haunts my house and every time i try and talk to him he turns into dust ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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glamydia: a stretch we learned at church camp (◕‿◕✿)
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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whatafuckinfamilypicture: I wouldn’t be surprised if you went to a Demi Lovato video and every single comment was talking about how she is so brave and doesn’t let the haters get to her when none of the haters are even commenting or even talking about her she and her fans just think she has haters
Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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nucleur: i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep
Apr 6th
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why is everyone on tumblr so attractive how can i be attractive what’s the html code is there a tutorial to be attractive
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 1st
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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